@michaelianblack: Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time.
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@juliussharpe: I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then.
@briangaar: Whenever people are like "We need to restore traditional values to this country" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake
@tehaveragejoel: make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet.
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.