@TheCattyLady: Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
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@thetits: [end of the night]*hand running through her hair, pulls out a lizard* ME: no not again *she unzips jacket, collapses into a pile of lizards*
@DrakeBell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco"
@ibid78: "Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.