@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
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@iamspacegirl: [Date Night] I poured us a bubble bath. Him: *sigh* is it Sprite again? *sipping seductively from tub with a krazy straw*: Just get in.
@EliTerry: I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.
@chuuew: DARTH VADER: the plans for the jeff star are complete my lord DARTH SIDIOUS: *jeff* star? DV: fire! [jeff star kills like, 7 or 8 jeffs]
@KrunkedRobot: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.