@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
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@seanoconnz: THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off.
@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.