@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Furry_Beaver: Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
@TheBeerGuy73: *goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*
@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.