@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."
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@NoogsCorner: Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way.
@mattZillaaaa: Tomorrow is my company's office holiday potluck. I really hope they like the french fries I found between my car seat
@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@ReeseButCallMeV: I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever.