@jordan_stratton: Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.
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@Probgoblin: Peregrine falcons: Attack from above. Prey on smaller birds. Silent. Cowards. Geese: Will land in front of a full grown man. Hiss and honk to let you know battle has commenced. Audible boss music. Brave.
@TheToddWilliams: [Sherwood Forest] LITTLE JOHN: Go through it one more time for me ROBIN HOOD: Ok…we rob from the rich… LITTLE JOHN: Right ROBIN HOOD: …and we give to the poor LITTLE JOHN: And then we rob them ROBIN HOOD: What? No! Why would we do that? LITTLE JOHN: Cause now they rich.
@JasonLastname: If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this.