@NewDadNotes: God: 100% you are a mammal.
God: but also you lay eggs and are totally poisonous.
God: look man, one of the Angels said it couldn’t be done.
Angel: I said it shouldn’t be done!
@KarenKilgariff: There’s a lady on my NextDoor app who likes to jump into long threads and write “can we please stop talking about this” with increasing frustration while everyone ignores her and I love her so much