@brunopieroni: "GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS" — Vegetarian Zombie
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@68Cly29: I can cook, clean, do my own laundry and grogery shop. I think I only need a woman for one thing. To let me know when I am wrong.
@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
@WistfulBlue: When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you.
@DaddyJew: 8: daddy, can I have $600,000? Me: what? No 8: can I have $3? Me: fine but only bc I feel like im getting a deal here