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@Brianhopecomedy: *grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor*

Wife walks in: "WHAT HAPPENED?"

"A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"

*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor*

Wife walks in: “WHAT HAPPENED?”

“A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house”

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