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@AbbyHasIssues: (Grabs store intercom)
Would whoever dropped the list with “pizza” and “wine” on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends.

(Grabs store intercom) 
Would whoever dropped the list with “pizza” and “wine” on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends.

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