@MavenofHonor: *grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring
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@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
@jackiembouvier: I bought a bathing suit yesterday and the automated voice said "unexpected item in bagging area".
@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature