@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
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@_ElvishPresley_: what do tooth fairies do with the teeth they collect? what do they know that we don’t? are we getting ripped off
@Donna_McCoy: My coworkers have such cute nicknames for me, like "The one who eats all the donuts" and "Don't tell her there's pizza in the kitchen".
@HomeProbably: The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.