@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
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@thetits: HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud
@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
@KeetPotato: henry VIII found four more women to marry him after he cut his wife's head off and i can't get a txt back