@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
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@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
@CulturedRuffian: Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'
@ColoChiver: My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume.