@stockejock: Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.
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@Pro_Jones_: Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone.
@Xoolun: Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@Muaythaigirlie: Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing.