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@cynthiajones11: Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.'
My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'

Granny always said, ‘If in doubt, check it out.’ 
My addition: ‘If the answer gets your goat, punch ’em in the throat.’

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