@JermHimselfish: Grapefruit juice tastes like orange juice that just found out it has to work on it's day off.
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@WilliamAder: Auto correct changed "mingle" to "mangle," and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party.
@vladchoc: And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men.