@JermHimselfish: Grapefruit juice tastes like orange juice that just found out it has to work on it's day off.
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@senderblock23: BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you
@OkieGirl405: 95% of your time as a parent is spent trying to figure out who broke it, who stole it and who ate it
@TheAlexNevil: Treat her like a princess & she'll love you forever. Unless she's an actual princess. Then she'll just think "I'm being treated normally."