@gneicco: Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages.
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@FeelingEuphoric: villain: ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor! me *dying*: actually it's coincidental v *tearing up*: ...you passed
@fubwat: "Can I have a pound of onions please." "Sorry sir, it's kilos these days." "oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."
@rolldiggity: Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered.
@Petote: Is that all? "I wanna stab you." Huh? "Cut your throat." What? "Drink your blood." Um. "Have your baby." Uh. "Kidding! I'll have a coke."