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My wife is on her exclamation mark.
@ItsJennaMarbles: Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.
@MafiaJoker78: I just want to take you out...
With an AK-47...
& you thought on a date...hahaha.
@FudgeRobot: Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard.
@PaulyPeligroso: When skinny girls say "I'm so fat" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.