@Sassafrantz: Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it.
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@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
@whatmaddness: Two raccoons reach into a moonlit bag of trash. A moment! Their paws meet. They lock eyes. They hiss and scratch the shit out of each other.