@Sassafrantz: Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it.
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@kiralc: i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
@GoldenSpirals: Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide
@joe_binkley: Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
@Nickadoo: The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.