@Sassafrantz: Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it.
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@theshantilly: *glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat...
@JediGigi: Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead.
@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
@miniwheats2012: The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand