@NicestHippo: "Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?" - podium salesman
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@upsidedowntrash: WIFE: Why do you waste money on useless things? ME: [scraping the S and H off the side of my new School Bus] Maybe useless to you Sharon
@WilliamAder: I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
@SteveSuckington: "I'll take movies for $500 Alex" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"