@NicestHippo: "Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?" - podium salesman
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@WilliamAder: Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@StarWarsProblms: Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, "OOOOOOOO!"