@NicestHippo: "Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?" - podium salesman
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@SexyInsomniac: I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith.
@TheQuietPsycho: *getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.
@IncrediblyRich: After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN.