@ConanOBrien: Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window.
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@TheMichaelRock: Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid.
@caseytduncan: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And I was attacked by a large beast. I'm pretty much a werewolf now.
@_NinJar: I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib