@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
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@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
@UncleDuke1969: [Hoth Rebel Base] Leia: How's Skywalker? Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now? Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum.