@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
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@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
@50ShadesGran: Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing.
@ShakespearePop: I just made your acquaintance, and this is preposterous, but here is my address, perhaps thou shall mail me maybe.
@TheAlexNevil: 5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.