@devc0ol: Green tea reduces weight*
*Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself.
@MsLighthouseCat: Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken.
@Robbie_Cakes: Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!
@willmenaker: Good Morning.
@1followernodad: I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest
@SnellWarren: I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?