@devc0ol: Green tea reduces weight*
*Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself.
@TheDizzyBeauty: When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace
@Rich_McCarthy: Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife "promised" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid.
@daemonic3: Cop: Know why I pulled you over?
Cop: Oh ok nevermind
@JenniferJokes: Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single
@WritePlay: *1st date*
"Nothing's sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh"
*cut to me in her closet in a clown suit*