@pissrifle: GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
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@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@Sickayduh: Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
@CodyJP9412: COP: Do u know why I pulled u over? ME: *looks at the penguin in my passenger seat* God damnit Ralph I told u to put ur seatbelt on.
@good_fats: forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10