@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
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@truegritrumble: Don’t have a nemesis? Make one. Key a stranger’s car. Start whistling in a theater. Sign up a coworker for mailing lists. Make life exciting