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@withanewname: Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole!

Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family?

Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special.

Grim Reaper: I’m here for the sole! 

Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I… can I say bye to my family?

Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special.

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