@DallyDoll: Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like.
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@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.
@batkaren: Cop: And how would you describe the assailant? Me: I guess I'd start with hair, eye, and skin color. Probably height and weight next...
@NamestartswithZ: My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.