@DallyDoll: Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@SashaBrenner: One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :(
@Book_Krazy: Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?