@GroperCleveland: "Grow a pear." - How to insult an apple tree
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@QueefTornado: "I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
@BakedElle: I now pronounce you internet boyfriend and girlfriend. You may put your hand down your pants and kiss your phone.
@AbrasiveGhost: God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You're really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings