@Birdhumms: Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?
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@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@JermHimselfish: I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential.