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@Mr_Kapowski: Guarantees in life

1. Death

2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill

Guarantees in life

1. Death

2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill

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