@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
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@0point5twins: If you see a girl crying, a nice thing to do is show your compassionate side and ask if it's because of her haircut.
@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.