@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
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@Book_Krazy: *opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound
@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@robfee: Relationships are just two people scrolling through Netflix saying "I don't care, just pick something" until they both turn into skeletons.
@aimeevc1970: If you see white smoke coming from my chimney, I'm cooking supper. If you see black smoke, we're ordering pizza.