@noog: Guide to making everyone hate you:
Step 1) Turn your hat backwards
@SufficientCharm: A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair.
@beefman138: *Brings pen to sword fight*
Guy with sword : What's that?
Me : Tis mightier!
@beermanboobs: Oh, you said floppy DISK.
*pulls pants back up*
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
@Black__Elvis: I just blew off some steam and it wouldn't even kiss me afterward.
@Dani_Feld: Me: Table for one, please.
Waiter: Would you like to see the men--