@Social_Mime: Guilt is a dish best served by Mom.
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@Midgetgems26: When I die I want a memorial bench with a plaque that simply says 'WET PAINT' because I don't want people sitting on my bench.
@Chhapiness: Me: We have communication issues, trust issues and she's passive aggressive *Therapist slowly turns to the other chair and looks at the GPS*
@offbeatoliv: When skiing it's always good to keep a photo i.d. on you in case they need to identify the body.