@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
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@cloudypianos: what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom
@JerseyRambo: I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story.
@KrunkedRobot: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
@BuckyIsotope: Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*