@trevso_electric: Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%
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@Kyle_Lippert: Just saw a dude catcall a woman with "Nice heels, girl" and his friend slapped him and said "Those are knock offs, bro"
@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
@Drivelodeon: If you need anything you can call me any time of the day or night. I won't answer and my ringer will be off, so it won't bother me at all.