@Hadzilla: Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel
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@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
@_NinJar: [Dr.] "Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* "Don't do it" *eats cheese* *dies*