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@therealeatwood: GURU: You have achieved the state of sakṛdāgāmin: you will reach nirvāṇa within seven lifetimes

ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six

GURU: You have achieved the state of sakṛdāgāmin: you will reach nirvāṇa within seven lifetimes

ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six

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