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@LaceyNycole: Guy: Are you pregnant?

Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS.

Guy: .....

Me: Cowabunga, douche!

Guy: Are you pregnant?

Me: No, I’m a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS.

Guy: …..

Me: Cowabunga, douche!

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