@clindsaysway: Guy at the Apple store suggested I turn off my phone once a week, so I slapped his face and ran out of the store crying.
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@1evilidiot: You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@_Kim_Jongun: How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
@WeissBrandon: I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said "yes" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before.
@HomeProbably: The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.