@DepecheALAmode: Guy at the gym had "True Gentleman" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy.
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@dril: oerdering 40 plates of baby back ribs on a stolen credit card so that i can get enough wet naps to clean my entire body #JustGuyShit #normal
@psybermonkey: [Afterlife] "I died in WW2 fighting nazis" "I died in Syria fighting terrorists" Me: (confidently) you guys heard of the tide pod challenge?
@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.
@Derekexplosm: Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. "Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*