@KenJennings: Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru.
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@AngstromHoot: Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
@Brocklesnitch: there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: Let's name some of you bugs FLY: Me first! GOD: Okay…Fly FLY: Hell yeah! BUTTERFLY: Now me! GOD: Hmm…Butterfly FLY: Sonuvab-