@KenJennings: Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru.
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@jonnysun: im like a onion. peel back the layers and u'll see that deep down inside im just a smaller more afraid onion
@JKNenagh: Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are.
@SadieSmithRoks: You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash.