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@Cpt_Burnout: Guy: "Do you have a lighter?"
Me: "Yep"
Guy: "You smoke?"
Me: "No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."

Guy: “Do you have a lighter?”
Me: “Yep”
Guy: “You smoke?”
Me: “No, you just never know when you’re gonna need to light someone on fire.”

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