@garrettn: I'd like to apologize...
To anyone I have not offended.
I'll be with you momentarily.
@TheTalkingPipe: It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something.
@brittwastaken: Bring them an olive branch to show you can forgive but then beat them with it so they know you won't tolerate their brand of bullshit.
@existentialcoms: Dreams at each age:
15: one day I'll find great love.
20: one day I'll become a great person.
25: one day I'll make the world great.
35: one day I'll throw out all my Tupperware at once, and buy a bunch of different sizes but all with the same lid.
@jonnysun: is nobodey else concerned that 'charlottes web' ends w/ the birth of generations upon generations of hyper-inteligent sentient spider babies
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