@garrettn: I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily.

@TheTalkingPipe: It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something.

@brittwastaken: Bring them an olive branch to show you can forgive but then beat them with it so they know you won't tolerate their brand of bullshit.

@existentialcoms: Dreams at each age: 15: one day I'll find great love. 20: one day I'll become a great person. 25: one day I'll make the world great. 35: one day I'll throw out all my Tupperware at once, and buy a bunch of different sizes but all with the same lid.

@jonnysun: is nobodey else concerned that 'charlottes web' ends w/ the birth of generations upon generations of hyper-inteligent sentient spider babies