@bingowings14: Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? - How to annoy an Avenger when you're on a road trip.

@blade_funner: DOG DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: Please assume the correct position for operating a vehicle. DOG STUDENT: *sticks head out window* DDI: Excellent.

@WesTheFatKid: In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king.

@Megatronic13: Men, I’m going to let you in on a secret. When us ladies go to the restroom, the very first thing we do is look deeply into the mirror and try to summon Bloody Mary. I don’t make the rules, it’s a fact. Second fact, ghosts are scary. So yeah, we go to the restroom in groups.

@daemonic3: If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.