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@ashmensch: *guy getting eaten by a shark*

Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan.

Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.

*guy getting eaten by a shark*

Guy: I just wanted to say I’m Vegan.

Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.

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