@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.
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@robdelaney: Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word.
@AlexvanBeek: I'm not saying it's been a while, but, the last time a girl got down on her knees for me, she showed me how to tie my shoelaces.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: If you are stressed and it’s making me stressed, then your desserts are also my desserts. That’s science. Now be quiet and hand me a spoon.
@Rollinintheseat: Person: My name is Mora.” Hawaiian wizard: “Aloha, Mora.” *Door behind her unlocks*