@Annoyedworld: Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987.
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@Matt_The_Fist: I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes
@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
@DurtMcHurtt: The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there.