@Annoyedworld: Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter.
@007Pepe_Rex: Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels.
@MadamBetteNoire: Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.