@Annoyedworld: Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987.
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@NYC_Blonde: A pregnant girl from my high school made her unborn child a Facebook and added me as a friend. I AM FRIENDS WITH AN EMBRYO YOU GUYS.
@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
@alyssawolff: *sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl.