@Annoyedworld: Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987.
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@FinnMcIver: I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "You have lost a lot of blood." Me: "That's not good." Doctor: "It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."