@ReelQuinn: Guy on the plane threw a fit about sitting next to my Therapy Scorpion
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@Reverend_Scott: OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down.
@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
@desi_princess: Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?
@mauleePillar: My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode.