@ReelQuinn: Guy on the plane threw a fit about sitting next to my Therapy Scorpion
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@LindaInDisguise: Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK.