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@onion_an: Guy: [pulls out knife]

Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel

Guy: [stabs me]

Me: Noooo I'll get a rash

Guy: [pulls out knife]

Me: But I’m allergic to stainless steel

Guy: [stabs me]

Me: Noooo I’ll get a rash

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