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@ninatreemonkey: Guy: so what u up to after this?

Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley

Guy: so what u up to after this? 

Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley

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