@215potter: Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.
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@RedheadChaos: Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation.. ~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand
@Donna_McCoy: There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year.
@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.