@HotSnuff: Guy told me I have "Bambi eyes"...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother.
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@markydoodoo: It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
@longwall26: Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown.
@KimmyMonte: How to tell if your cat is a dog: 1) it barks 2) it doesn't hate you 3) someone once said aw cute dog 4) it's like a horse but slower
@BigPlanetEarth: Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though.....