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@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.

@WittySassBasket: I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies.

@kwirkyKerri: Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you.

@jonnysun: its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say "hello" becuase i dread making smalltalk